A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them
No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.
UR SO STUPID
the comic is killing me
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“Megan!!” a girl yells as she runs into the room. “They’re coming for us! We need to get out of here!”
“What!? Who?? Who’s coming for us??”
“It’s… It’s the feds!”
suddenly the door bursts open. dozens of guys wearing fedoras storm in the room, complementing the girls on their hair and telling them how pretty they are. it is too late
oH MY GOD
when i was in elementary school this fucking bitch claimed that she was queen of the jungle gym and would never let anyone use it so i told her i was telling the teacher and i walked over to the teacher and pointed near her and said “isn’t the sky so pretty today” and she started crying because she thought i told and long story short i was the king of the mother fucking jungle gym
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
Anonymous asked: Hey dude. My boyfriend of 3 and a half years broke my heart and I wanna stay in bed and cry all day. But instead I have to go to work and be an adult and mature. Relationships suck right? We should eat ice cream, watch mall cop (it's one of my favourite films, it has that chick from glee in it) and talk about shit. Sound a plan?
im going 2 see how things go with that other anon first. like she seems hella chill.